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EP 18: A Different DMV
Justin registers a Stagea, Geno has some wheels and Caleb tries to rein in the chaos.
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Caleb
Good morning and welcome to the International Race of Champions, coming to you live from where you get your broadcast. On tonight's episode, we have tales from a different DMV. We have tales of wheel. We have tales of way too expensive Volvo parts. So to kick it off, we're gonna go with tales of wheel. Gino. Take it away.
Geno
Oh boy. So, uh, I, uh, recently— I think I mentioned this on a previous episode— I picked up a set of, uh, Ford Maverick steel wheel takeoffs to be the, to be the winter wheels for the 940.
Caleb
Good choice.
Geno
Because, well, the car came with a set of— oh God, I forget the Volvo name for that stock 15 that was on those. Um, it's not important, but because I'm planning to do the R brake upgrade, I need a minimum 17-inch wheel. And I've got the Tethys on there and they look sweet, all gold and beautiful.
Caleb
And gotta go gold, green and gold.
Justin "The Juice"
I love gold.
Geno
Let's, let's not, uh, let's not say green and gold together or we'll summon the ghost of Brett Favre.
Justin "The Juice"
None of us live in Mississippi, so I think we're safe.
Geno
Okay, the ghost of Aaron Rodgers then?
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Geno
The ghost of Mike Holmgren. I'm— I can keep naming people who are affiliated with Green Bay and—
Justin "The Juice"
No, I get the joke. I'm just saying that Brett Favre seems to limit his terror, his terror, uh, his terror to the people of Mississippi.
Geno
I mean, I won't say they deserve it because there are good people in Mississippi, but that state's politics suck almost as much as Brett Favre.
Justin "The Juice"
Well, he's part— he's part of the reason why, I'm sure.
Caleb
Now, our affiliate down there is not included in this, just so everyone's fully aware.
Justin "The Juice"
Well, they, they've had to dodge Brett Favre too.
Geno
Exactly. You know, you're never 100% safe from a Brett Favre attack.
Justin "The Juice"
That's true.
Geno
Odds may be low, but they are never zero.
Justin "The Juice"
Gotta keep an eye out.
Geno
Although I will say, love the city of New Orleans, but the Saints can go to hell for targeting him. That was the Vikings game fair and square, and we got screwed.
Caleb
Amen.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh shit, Gino, look behind you, it's Brett Favre! Oh God, no!
Geno
Back to the wheels. So I picked up a set of Ford Maverick takeoffs because much like the stock Volvo wheels, they are on a 5x108 bolt pattern. And much like the S60 wheels that are currently on the car, They are a front-wheel drive offset. So the idea is I can use the same spacers, but Ford, in their infinite wisdom, used a narrower center bore than Volvo. So they are currently in some guy's garage who is machining them out to fit the Volvo hubs.
Caleb
Yep, and I heard that one's gonna cost you a fair penny.
Geno
It's gonna cost me more than the wheels cost.
Justin "The Juice"
It's really cool throwing those on there though. Yeah, they're gonna look good.
Geno
They're gonna look good. I'm gonna paint them, paint them gold as well and figure out a way to mount the Ford center caps, but probably with a Volvo logo in the middle. I'm thinking just the old school V.
Justin "The Juice"
Has anyone—
Geno
The ones on the 240 dog dishes.
Caleb
Yeah.
Justin "The Juice"
Now, has anyone done this swap before?
Geno
I've seen cars with them on there. Yeah, there was a, there was a 960 for sale a few months ago in Indiana That had those, which incidentally, I sold that guy the, uh, the M90 transmission that was in that car. He drove up here and took that out of my garage.
Justin "The Juice"
I was just watching, uh, um, Top Dead Center's, uh, second channel, 2 Dead Center. Uh, they posted a video where they explored a, a pick and pull out in California. Uh, at least I think they're out in California. And, you know, they were just pointing out stuff that, because they're British, so they were pointing out stuff. They're like, huh, we never, you know, we didn't get the Golf with the 2.5-liter 5-cylinder, this, that, the other thing. Um, they found a— I think it was a 940, um, that had a Turbo Brick sticker on the back and it had IPD, uh, badge in the— in under the hood. And they're like talking about how it's like a B230FT, um, and they were explaining how it's got Turbo Bricks, it's got IPD, it probably had an IPD cam. And they go like pan over, and of course the head's off of it and the cam's taken out, and they're like, yeah, it definitely had an IPD cam.
Geno
I'm actually thinking about downgrading the 940 to the IPD cam.
Caleb
Yep. Yeah, you've got that RSI in there now.
Geno
It's— I love it. I have a love-hate relationship with that cam. It's, it sounds Like a good choppy half of a 350 Chevy, but it idles like a choppy half of a 350 Chevy.
Justin "The Juice"
Speaking of, if you want a Comp Cam sticker, I got one. That might, that might do half the job right there. Just slap a sticker on it.
Geno
I mean, I would get an old RSI sticker, but good luck with that.
Justin "The Juice"
Speaking of stickers, look at this beauty I have. Ooh, it's got the DEA Summit. I'm gonna— that's a— I gotta slap this on something.
Geno
I mean, it's a white sticker. You got a white Stagea.
Justin "The Juice"
I think it might go on the Stagea. And it is, it is retro. Okay, so for everyone listening, it is a retro, um, Summit Racing, uh, Race Against Drugs um, partnership in education sticker, and it's got like the DEA logo, the FBI logo, um, uh, and a bunch of other stuff on it. And it's, it's retro, it's hilarious.
Geno
You know, I will say, I mean, just as much as I love Summit Racing, the quality of their stickers has declined in recent years.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh, for sure.
Geno
They used to send you that sheet that had a few different sizes of Summit Racing sticker, And, uh, and there was the little one in the corner with the glasses on it that said, you can look all you want, but please don't touch. And that sticker got put on every single thing I owned. There's actually one on the corner of my desk here. And, uh, they don't send them no more.
Caleb
This is a good one. Justin just held up a Race Home to Bob Evans sticker.
Justin "The Juice"
What? Who is that?
Caleb
You need more— you need more Waffle House sticker though.
Justin "The Juice"
You're right.
Geno
That's the thing.
Caleb
Nostalgia needs a Waffle House sticker.
Geno
With, with all due shade to Bob Evans, it's no Waffle House.
Justin "The Juice"
It's no Waffle House.
Caleb
It's no Waffle House.
Justin "The Juice"
I just found some real good stickers in my box of diecast.
Caleb
Oh, that's a good one.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, I'm gonna throw some on Nostalgia.
Geno
I feel like that was one we could do a t-shirt, but rebrand that from Citgo to Bass Ale because they have very similar logos.
Caleb
Oh yeah.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah.
Caleb
Yeah. Oh yeah, that old, like '80s, early '90s.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, I like this one.
Geno
That is good.
Caleb
Yep. I'm a good old Thunder Chicken.
Justin "The Juice"
I'll have to throw those on the stage.
Geno
Yeah. Praise hell and praise Dale.
Justin "The Juice"
Found a bunch of my other old NASCAR diecast, and I have a frickin Terry Labonte action figure.
Caleb
Oh man, that brings back good memories.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, I've been decorating my room. I'll have to show y'all. Once I get everything, everything put up.
Geno
But I'm excited. Um, I'm gonna quickly go top off the fuel tank here.
Caleb
All right. No, of course. Yeah, I can already tell you've been redecorating. You got all that orange in there now.
Justin "The Juice"
As God intended.
Caleb
Go big orange.
Justin "The Juice"
This flag is so freaking, uh, it's— it got all bunched up and it's really wrinkly. I'm gonna throw it through the wash. Um, because I don't think it's ever been washed, so it's still got that like, uh, fresh flag, uh, folds in it and it's all starchy and shit.
Caleb
Yeah, no, and, uh, I mean, UT is my number 2 pick these days.
Justin "The Juice"
That's okay, we're all allowed to have flaws.
Caleb
Roll Tide.
Justin "The Juice"
But yeah, no, I got like, uh, I got a shelf up. Yeah, I grabbed every— I've been, I've been moving stuff down, opening boxes, actually sort of unpacking. Um, sort of in the process of doing that and also looking for a damn job.
Caleb
Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. I'm content on the job front, fortunately.
Justin "The Juice"
But I think I'm gonna try and find, uh, I think I'm gonna try and find a forklifting job.
Caleb
Get yourself forklift certified.
Justin "The Juice"
I am forklift certified.
Geno
Hey, all right. All right. 2/3 of this podcast, that's forklift certified.
Justin "The Juice"
Swordified.
Geno
Forklift swordified. It's technically a walk-behind trans stacker that I use.
Justin "The Juice"
Well, and if I end up in—
Caleb
Also, it's technically a broadcast, not a podcast. We're moving up in the world. And also change we want to see in the world.
Justin "The Juice"
For some reason up in the Cleveland area, they call them tow motors. I don't know why, but it seems to be a Cleveland thing because the one person in Columbus that I worked with that called it a tow motor and not a forklift was the guy from Cleveland. And then I went up to Sandusky and everybody in, you know, northern Ohio and everybody up there, every single person called it a frickin tow motor. And I'm like, like, to be fair, it's not—
Geno
look at the shit they call chili.
Justin "The Juice"
What, what are they called? You mean, are you talking about Skyline?
Geno
You know I'm talking about Skyline.
Justin "The Juice"
That's Cincinnati. That ain't Cleveland. There ain't even a skyline.
Geno
It's totally different.
Justin "The Juice"
Trust me, it's totally different. Northern Ohio, the culture is like a million times different than the rest of Ohio.
Geno
The entire state is cursed.
Justin "The Juice"
Yes, but the rest of Ohio— look, look, the rest—
Geno
Unless you listen to us, then you're cool.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, the rest of Ohio, like, if you get— once you get up past Columbus, you get into that sort of— everyone acts like kind of a New Yorker. Like, they're like big city New York, Great Lakes, East Coast, but also Great Lakes, kind of Rust Belt sort of energy, but not the Midwest nice energy. We're, you know, I'm talking Detroit, some Chicago, but it's really that sort of New York, I'm walking here kind of energy. The rest of Ohio is Midwest nice or West Virginia style redneck.
Caleb
The redneck I can handle. But, you know, I admit my favorite part of Ohio is the Pure Michigan sign when you get When you hit the barter.
Justin "The Juice"
Look, I can't blame you. I'm just saying how weird it is that they call it a damn tow motor.
Geno
Because that is bizarre.
Justin "The Juice"
A tow motor is a type of— it's, it's, it's another type of thing. It's its own separate thing. Like, like an airport tug is legally categorized as a tow motor. It is something that tows things with a motor. with a motor. So calling—
Caleb
4.6 mod motor.
Justin "The Juice"
Hell yeah. So calling a forklift a tow motor when it is not towing, it is lifting with forks, is categorically, definitionally incorrect. You know those little, like, uh, any— literally a shopping cart pusher, right? You know, like in a, you know, the shopping cart pushers, the machine, the motorized machines. Yeah, that is a tow motor. But if it has forks that go up and down, it is categorically no longer a tow motor. So there is— they're actually using the wrong word. It's not just some colloquialism. I mean, it is a colloquialism, I've noticed, but they're using the wrong term. And I'm standing on that soapbox.
Caleb
You know, it's kind of like— it's kind of like us calling a Pepsi a Coke. But see, I don't think it is a Coke.
Justin "The Juice"
I know a lot of Southerners do that, but, but I don't hear it all that often. It's not nearly as often as I heard Tow Motor.
Geno
I call a Pepsi, no thank you, please.
Justin "The Juice"
Unfortunately—
Caleb
My wife's only fault is that she is a Pepsi gal, not a Coke gal.
Justin "The Juice"
Unfortunately, I'm team Pepsi, and I know that's illegal in the South.
Geno
You know what? You could at least switch to Dr Pepper, ladies and gentlemen.
Caleb
Well, I mean, hey, Dr Pepper's good.
Justin "The Juice"
I'm not Team Dr Pepper either. I'm also Team Pibb. Sorry.
Geno
Unless there's an H in Pibb, I don't want to hear it.
Justin "The Juice"
I'm sorry. Pibb's better.
Caleb
You know, I gotta say—
Geno
That is a Turbo Bricks deep cut there.
Caleb
That is a deep cut.
Justin "The Juice"
I don't, I don't get the deep cut.
Caleb
It's all right.
Geno
Should we explain now and let it be cut out, or just never explain it to him?
Caleb
We'll just never explain it. We'll, we'll explain it all. We'll explain it off air.
Justin "The Juice"
It's funnier that way.
Caleb
We'll save it for an after dark episode. Yeah. But of course I'm actually on team RC, but you can't get that on this side of the Darien Gap.
Geno
I had a, I had a delicious RC on Friday. No, on Monday.
Justin "The Juice"
I suppose I'm all— I suppose I'm also Team RC, but if we are doing just Coke versus Pepsi, I'm Team Pepsi. But since we're all on Team RC, I think we can, we can all at least agree there.
Geno
This prod— this broadcast brought to you by the refreshing taste of Royal Crown Cola.
Caleb
Y'all, please come to Brazil. We miss you down here. Yeah, I say we miss them because they used to be distributed down here up until, uh, I think it was '08 or '09. And folks in the Northeast are still bitter about it.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, there's like—
Geno
there's an RC Cola booth at the state fair, and they always have a coupon in the Blue Ribbon Bargain Book. So every year we get 2 bargain books, and every year I get 2 20-ounce glasses of RC Cola on a hot day at the Minnesota State Fair, and life is good.
Justin "The Juice"
That is good.
Caleb
Life is good. I'm over here in the sparkling water world now because—
Geno
Oh, this is like 91% sparkling water.
Justin "The Juice"
And I've just got a Miller Lite, baby.
Caleb
That's like 99%.
Justin "The Juice"
That might as well be sparkling water.
Caleb
It's the LaCroix of beers. It is.
Justin "The Juice"
No, that's Michelob Ultra.
Geno
No, that's Bud Select 55.
Caleb
Yeah, I forgot that.
Geno
Which I don't know if they still make, but honestly, in defense of it, if you're looking for a beer-flavored sparkling water, it, it does the job. And you can drink about 20 of them on a hot day and be fine.
Justin "The Juice"
If you're looking for a beer-flavored sparkling water, I think you should Get your eyes checked.
Caleb
Oh, bless y'all's hearts. Bless y'all's hearts.
Geno
I mean, I just like— sometimes I want something that sort of tastes like beer to sit and drink, but I don't want to consume, you know, 600 calories of beer. I mean, necessarily catch a buzz.
Justin "The Juice"
Non-alcoholic beer.
Geno
Yeah, but honestly, that tastes worse than—
Justin "The Juice"
that's fair—
Geno
Bud Select 55.
Caleb
Honestly, I don't know how the state of a non-alcohol beer is up there, but there's some okay ones. But down here, they actually got some good ones. The Bud one here actually tastes— it tastes like the real thing. And the Heineken one tastes like the real thing.
Justin "The Juice"
The Heineken one's pretty good. I think that's the only one I've had anytime recently.
Geno
I might have to look into that because, like, I like sitting on the couch and having a couple beers, but I don't always really want the buzz. This sounds like a fucking NA beer ad. I'm gonna stop talking.
Justin "The Juice"
Milwaukee's best.
Geno
And that's why I drink Schmidt's Gay. God, how many of our listeners are old enough to remember the Schmitz Gay commercial?
Caleb
Not me.
Justin "The Juice"
I'm gay enough, but not—
Geno
I mean, this is a car podcast for the girls, gays, and theys, so—
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep.
Caleb
Amen.
Justin "The Juice"
Yes, queen. Amen.
Caleb
Of course, speaking of our listeners, uh, We've actually picked up some, uh, I've been looking over the statistics from, uh, the past month or so, cause you know, we got some of them and, uh, our broadcast, it's getting a wider reach. So we got, you know, we got folks here in Brazil, we got folks in the US, we got the UK, France, Taiwan. Uh, had some folks from Japan hit us up earlier this month. So we're world— hey, we are worldwide, baby. Worldwide. This is a worldwide broadcast.
Geno
I'm changing my name to Pitbull.
Justin "The Juice"
I was gonna make a Pitbull joke.
Geno
Damn it.
Caleb
You know, Pitbull's just Mr. Worldwide. We are Team Worldwide.
Justin "The Juice"
But Pitbull was originally Mr. 315, or was it 313? 315. I think that's my— I think that's Miami's area code. We got any Miami listeners?
Caleb
I have not seen Miami pop up in our statistical list yet.
Justin "The Juice"
Pitbull must be listening from somewhere else then.
Geno
Could be anywhere.
Justin "The Juice"
He is Mr. Worldwide.
Caleb
He is. Could be in France. Shout out to our French listener.
Geno
Uh, if we got Pitbull, but do we have Tech N9ne?
Caleb
Hey, that's saying— we gotta bring Tech N9ne on the show.
Geno
I mean, what's he up to these days?
Caleb
He— hey, he's backing the Chiefs. Red Kingdom.
Justin "The Juice"
What is Tech N9ne?
Caleb
Red Kingdom.
Justin "The Juice"
Hopefully Tech N9ne isn't doing anything terrible these days.
Geno
Yeah, like, I got the Wikipedia up now and I'm like, please, please.
Caleb
Um, last I heard, he was actually doing a lot of really good, like, public works things in KC.
Geno
Oh yeah, he looks, uh, nothing super problematic pops up on his Wikipedia, so there's no controversies section or anything.
Justin "The Juice"
There's no recent news about him.
Caleb
He is loved in Kansas City though, just speaking as a former resident of the greatest city in the state of Missouri, Kansas City.
Geno
Well, that's because he's repping KC Mo, fellas and the ladies know.
Caleb
Exactly.
Justin "The Juice"
I thought he was from St. Louis. I'm stupid.
Caleb
No, KC Mo, baby.
Geno
At least he didn't confuse Cincinnati and Cleveland. I'm gonna catch shit from this from like the 3 people with computers in Ohio.
Justin "The Juice"
No, seriously, legit, as much as the Browns are my team and I was— unfortunately, I was born in Cleveland, Ohio, but I will defend Cleveland as much as I don't particularly want to live there. I will defend Cleveland. I mean, it's a great place. It's just not a great place for me.
Geno
The Presidents say that it rocks, and who am I to argue with them?
Caleb
I mean, you make a good point. You make a good point.
Geno
I mean, they also like peaches. I like peaches.
Caleb
Yeah, exactly.
Justin "The Juice"
Wait, they made that? They made the Cleveland Rocks song?
Geno
I'm pretty sure that was the Presidents.
Justin "The Juice"
Okay. I was confused for a second there.
Caleb
They taught us that peaches come from a can that was put there by a man.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, I do know that.
Geno
Yeah, I'm fairly certain that was them, and then it was used as the theme song for The Drew Carey Show for several seasons.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, I know it was The Drew Carey Show theme. Shout out Drew Carey.
Geno
That was a good show.
Justin "The Juice"
Which—
Caleb
It was a good show.
Justin "The Juice"
Which, uh, which presidents are part of that band? McKinley? I know McKinley's in there. Um, no, that joke— no, I can't even go further with that joke.
Geno
That joke's not working. Take that back to the workshop. Yeah, you know, bring it back out once we're naked and famous.
Caleb
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Justin "The Juice"
Psst.
Caleb
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Caleb
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Justin "The Juice"
I'm not.
Geno
Excellent. I'm gonna go down to Cravey— uh, Crazy Ivan's and buy me a Škoda. God, I just said Škoda in the most Minnesotan way possible too.
Justin "The Juice"
Don't you mean— don't you mean a Do they— don't they say pop up there?
Geno
That is the best joke we have ever had on this fucking podcast.
Caleb
Broadcast.
Geno
Like, I'm angry about how good that joke was. Contractually, I'm supposed to be the one who gets the good jokes.
Justin "The Juice"
Look, I had to make up for my last one.
Geno
Oh my God.
Justin "The Juice"
At least it's— I don't know, I'm not gonna ruin it. I'm gonna just let that one— I'm just gonna let that one simmer. Gonna let the bubbles, you know.
Caleb
Yep. I guess we're gonna give a shout out to Crazy Ivan's down in, uh, Renzi, Mississippi as well.
Justin "The Juice"
There's a Crazy Ivan's in Mississippi too?
Caleb
Yep. Crazy Ivan's. He's got one in Renzi, Mississippi.
Justin "The Juice"
All right. Well, I'll make sure to, uh, plug the, uh, the supplements, uh, later on.
Caleb
Oh yeah, good old Delta Force.
Geno
Good old methylene blue.
Caleb
No, methylene blue.
Justin "The Juice"
Methylene blue is taken.
Geno
Methamphetamine blue.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, methamphetamine blue is more like it.
Geno
Oh, there we go. I'm back.
Justin "The Juice"
I saw I saw a post on the internet today where somebody was like. I had a patient take a piss test today, and I finally got all colors of the— I finally, uh, have completed my collection of piss of all colors of the rainbow with green.
Geno
They're like—
Justin "The Juice"
I made them take— I made them take some, um, uh, what was it, vitamin B or something, B12, something like that, which turns your piss, um, Uh, like super extra yellow. And then they also for some reason were taking methylene blue, which turns your piss blue.
Geno
Probably because they listened to Alex Jones.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, probably. And it combined, it was green piss.
Geno
Oh, RIP to the Knowledge Fight podcast. That was—
Justin "The Juice"
shout out Knowledge Fight. I've— I literally, uh, I mean, it's, it's over now, unfortunately.
Geno
It's over. It's, uh Although I miss them, but it's honestly good for my mental health to not hear about the antics of Alex Jones and his associated—
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, it kind of, it kind of made me like, instead of just being stupid, like before 2024 election it was really funny, but after that it kind of just started to make me depressed. So it kind of— and Alex kind of has just fallen the hell off. There's nothing to really like cover about him anymore. But—
Caleb
He did explode recently, so there is that. He did.
Justin "The Juice"
But, um, so Jordan's doing his own thing. Um, he's got some YouTube stuff, some Twitch stuff.
Geno
Uh, yeah, Dan's got a new podcast.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, he's got—
Geno
well, he had his travel podcast.
Justin "The Juice"
He had— yeah, so Show Me State of Mind though, which is his travel podcast, is sort of on a— not hiatus, but he's really not updating it. Um, because he's actually working on, um, a continuation of Knowledge Fight. Um, with Cool Zone Media. Yeah, so that's gonna be pretty sick.
Geno
That's— that life goal is get under the Cool Zone banner here. Yeah, I hear they get healthcare.
Justin "The Juice"
That would be amazing.
Caleb
Oh my God, it would be amazing.
Geno
Also, anybody who works for Cool Zone, if you want to guest on this, uh, shit show, please, please get Prop on here. Oh, Prop would be sick. I want to hear about Jamie Loftus's first car.
Justin "The Juice"
It's just a hot dog.
Caleb
That would be a good one.
Justin "The Juice"
It's the Wienermobile.
Geno
No, but, uh, she did get to tour one. She— in her, uh, book Raw Dog.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, yeah.
Geno
Which is an excellent, excellent read. Highly recommend.
Justin "The Juice"
I should, I should read that. Uh, I'll talk about freaking, uh, all this— all the car stuff I've been through, uh, recently. So, uh, I got the Stagea back as my daily. Uh, woo, yeah, awesome.
Geno
It's nice having a fun daily.
Justin "The Juice"
It is, it's great. I'm so happy. Um, now what were you gonna say?
Geno
I was just thinking about like how much less I hate driving the 940 despite all of its quirks and issues than I did that Forester.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah. I mean, I don't, I don't dislike driving the Expedition, oddly enough, but yeah, and the Stagea being automatic as well, you know, it's not that much different, but it's just, it's just so much, it's so much more fun to be in that thing.
Caleb
Yeah.
Justin "The Juice"
Um, so let's see, uh, it's back up and it's back up and, and good to go. I mean, it's been mechanically fine. I just had needed to get it in. I needed— I had it parked for a while while I was doing the timing belt and such. And I also let the insurance lapse because I've been moving, etc., etc. Um, so got insurance on it again. Um, I got much—
Caleb
I got—
Justin "The Juice"
I only put liability on it this time because I can't afford shit. And also, what's the point of having full coverage when they're going to deny me anyway? So like, because last time I did a claim, they denied it. I mean, yeah, it was my fault, but you know, I have a feeling they'd probably deny me anyway because it's a weird car. So yeah, I'll just keep the freaking— I'll keep the liability on it for now.
Geno
Yeah, unless you can get like an agreed value policy, which I gotta talk to my insurance guy about because—
Justin "The Juice"
Well, I mean, the, the, the like value of it is what I paid for it. Like they did ask like, you know, how much is it worth? And I just told them and they were like, okay. And that's what the policy says, but whatever. Um, I got liability on it, uh, so it's a lot cheaper to insure, which is good, uh, because I can't afford full coverage right now. Um, uh, what else? Oh, I got Tennessee tags on it.
Caleb
Uh, I do not have the Jazz Cat yet.
Justin "The Juice"
I do not have the Jazz Cat. Uh, I— because what happened—
Geno
Look at this, man.
Justin "The Juice"
What happened is I went over to the, uh, I went over to the DMV and, um, I was gonna, uh, like, uh, Caleb suggested, I was gonna get tags and then use the tags or registration as one of the proofs of residency to get my driver's license because I already had insurance. So insurance, tags, that's good proof of residency. So, um, supposedly in order to get the tags, I needed to show 2 proofs of residency as well, but like a lease would have worked for that. So I typed up a lease that had my dad sign. And, um, well, they didn't even ask for that. They just asked for the damn insurance. So good old, you know, local small town DMV, Campbell County, they didn't give a single shit. Easy peasy, in and out. Um, but the issue is, is they didn't have any Jazz Cats.
Geno
Sons of bitches.
Justin "The Juice"
They did have the fish, but they didn't have any Jazz Cats.
Geno
That high fish?
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, they had the Haifish, but what, what had me—
Geno
but you know what, which is just German for shark, weirdly enough.
Justin "The Juice"
That's strange. H-A-I, but German is strange though.
Caleb
All right.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, well, anyway, so they didn't have any Jazz Cats, and, um, they were like, wow, we should have one, what the heck. So I, I guess I made them now restock their Jazz Cats, so that's good for them, I guess, but Um, the other thing is, uh, it got me thinking that I wanna, I wanna customize it. I don't want it to just be random numbers and letters. I want to customize it with, you know, personalized plates with, you know, something I want to put on there. Maybe, uh, maybe the— maybe RS4V, maybe RB25, you know, maybe my freaking, uh, online name. Velo. Um, that's probably what I'm gonna do. But at the same time, do I want people thinking I'm advertising for nicotine pouches? Probably not. So I don't know.
Geno
I mean, unless they want to pay us, in which case, love them.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Geno
I got 8 in right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cheek, baby.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, I'll, I'll rescind my previous statement of saying that I had the name first. You know what? Y'all did. Y'all had it first. All right, you can take it. But no, um, yeah, I'm gonna personalize it in some way. So here in a little bit, I'll get me a personalized Jazz Cat plate and it'll be fucking sick.
Geno
I did get my personalized moose from, uh, from Minnesota DVS.
Caleb
Very nice.
Geno
Yeah, it's beautiful.
Justin "The Juice"
It's gorgeous. So I'm gonna go that same route. Yeah, give me a personalized, uh, uh, Jazz Cat plate, uh, here in a little while. But for now It's at least got normal Tennessee tags, which the blue and white looks a lot better than the tacky Ohio plates. So absolutely, especially on a white car.
Geno
Jazz cabbage to go with that jazz cat.
Justin "The Juice"
Not for a little while. Not for a little while. Still got—
Geno
Jazz cabbage might be one of my favorite euphemisms.
Justin "The Juice"
Still gotta, still gotta pass a drug test for, for whatever job I'm getting, I'm sure. And well, there's other reasons too. Also, like, I can't control myself with that shit. I'm— I turn into like mega massive stoner, and I don't have the money to be a mega massive stoner right now. So not saying I don't— I don't love it. The problem is I love it too much.
Caleb
I will say I did check just to see if the abbreviation for our broadcast is available. And unfortunately, It is assigned to a 2016 Lexus.
Justin "The Juice"
What are they doing?
Caleb
I don't know, but it's a GX460 Luxury.
Justin "The Juice"
Well, at least it's a decent Lexus. At least it's a Land Cruiser Prado.
Caleb
Yeah. Well, technically it was 2 different VINs. I'm assuming the Lexus is the one that actually has it now.
Geno
Hmm.
Caleb
'Cause the other one it came out to was a 2007 Toyota Avalon.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh, it's probably the Lexus now.
Caleb
Yeah, probably. Yeah, it sounds about like the right progression. Avalon to Lexus.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, but what would they mean? What would they mean by it?
Caleb
I mean, they could always be referring to the tea-sipping uncle from Avatar.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh, that's— oh yeah, actually, that, that would probably make some sense. Or maybe like International—
Geno
Rest in peace, Mako. He was on at least an episode or 2 of M*A*S*H as well.
Caleb
Hmm.
Geno
Hmm.
Caleb
He was.
Justin "The Juice"
I'm trying to think of what else the acronym could be. Like International Realty— Realtor Association? I don't fucking know. It's always a realtor who has some weird-ass vanity plate.
Caleb
Yeah, just like—
Geno
I really like that.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, the—
Geno
that I went for the engine code on the 940 for my plate because it follows the same general plate scheme that you see on the Critical Habitat plates. So unless you know, it just looks like a regular plate.
Justin "The Juice"
That's great, that's great, that's good. Um, I think the, the— yeah, the, the Jazz Cat plate goes towards the art commission. So the normal, um, numbers on it are, I think, 2 numbers and then AC stacked on top of each other and then 3 more numbers. So that wouldn't really— I wouldn't be able to do anything with that. Um, but by personalizing it. Personalizing it, I think, gets rid of the AC. I think it would make sense if it— it wouldn't make sense if it didn't. Um, but, uh, shit, I completely lost my train of thought. Uh, oh, we were talking about the personalized plates and, uh, the IRO. Um, oh, okay. So yeah, I, um, just got normal blue and white plates on the Stagea, but it's got Tennessee plates now. The stupidest thing is the damn screw, which only one screw is holding the plate on because it's Japanese screw spacing and it only had 2 screw holes. So I was only— it was only one holding it in in the first place, but it's got, it's got 2 little plastic hooks on the bottom that kind of like you slot the plate into and then screw it in at the top. So it still holds it in place nicely.
Caleb
Mm-hmm.
Justin "The Juice"
But I only had the one screw in there, and, uh, well, the one winter of salt decided to rust that screw in there like a motherfucker, and I couldn't get it out for the life of me. Uh, so I brought it home with just the Ohio plates, and I was gonna go at it at home. So I got an even bigger screwdriver, um, because it kind of stripped it a little bit, but I got the biggest screwdriver I had that fit. And then I got a pair of vice grips and I was like— and I got PB Blaster on it and I smacked it a few times with a hammer, try and break some rust loose. And I start yeeting at it and snapped the head off. It was that rusted in there. So much— so rusted in there that I did not just strip out a Phillips head, I snapped it off, which is impressive work.
Geno
Oh my lord.
Justin "The Juice"
That's impressive work.
Caleb
Uh, you're gonna want to drill that out before the cancer spreads.
Justin "The Juice"
Well, I attempted to drill it out with this Dremel I had, and the, uh, it was not a metal drill bit, and I couldn't have been— and it just kind of got hot and was gonna weld itself to it. So I kind of stopped. Couldn't be—
Geno
I—
Justin "The Juice"
it was really hot out. I couldn't have been bothered any further to put any more work into it. So I just scooted it over to the other hole and used that one.
Geno
Is it in like a—
Justin "The Juice"
I used, I used a stainless steel Allen key screw this time. Much smarter.
Geno
Well, that— it's not in any sort of like, um, little plastic retainer that snaps into the metalwork or anything?
Justin "The Juice"
No, it's straight into metal. It's not— it's got like a— it's threaded in there. It's not just like— I don't know what's in there, but it's not a plastic retainer. No, it's straight metal into the hatch.
Caleb
Like what I'd do, just thinking about it, especially with the risk of cancer spreading, I'd get in there with cutoff wheel, just cut it off on the inside, tap it out, paint over the bare metal, and then put an insert in, put a nylon insert in.
Justin "The Juice"
I would have to— I'm gonna have to take off the rear inside of the hatch to get in there.
Caleb
Yeah.
Justin "The Juice"
And, um, yeah, I'll—
Caleb
It's a winter project.
Justin "The Juice"
I guess I probably should deal with that at some point, but I kind of can't be bothered right this second, because all I had to do was scoot the plate over to the other hole, and it's only gonna be one screw anyway, so it's in there. And I made sure not to use the same shitty screw.
Geno
Or if you got a welder, just cut them out, weld it flat, and put a couple of rivnuts in where you should have the—
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, I don't have a welder. I'm gonna—
Caleb
I'm—
Justin "The Juice"
yeah, I'm— I might— you know what, I might be able—
Caleb
yeah, yeah.
Justin "The Juice"
What I might be able to do is if I take off the back, um, you know, the, the back of the, uh, the hatch on the inside, I might— I, I wonder if it's just sticking out in there and if I can just get a pair of vice grips on it and just turn it through. Yeah.
Geno
Yeah, I'd do that. Like, when you're thinking about it, just give her a squirt of squirrel piss. Let her soak in.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh, I already did before I put the new— before I put the new plate on.
Geno
Let her soak in for like a week or two and then open her up.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, but, uh, it's got the new plate on it nonetheless, even though that was a big pain in the ass. Um, and, uh, yeah, before I did any additional damage, I stopped, uh, I stopped Dremeling it. I was like, eh, I'm gonna mess this up. Um, but also use that as, uh, proof of— use the registration as proof of, uh, residency. Uh, and, uh, went to the DMV. Uh, had to sit for— went to the— had to go all the way down to Oak Ridge, um, because that's one of the only full-service driver services centers.
Caleb
Yeah.
Justin "The Juice"
Um, and, uh, had to sit there for a little while. It wasn't too bad, but Got everything taken care of. Um, I only got a paper license for right now, um, unfortunately. Um, but yeah, got everything. Uh, that'll, you know, new, new driver's license will get mailed to me. Uh, of course took a picture that looks stupid as hell, which is great. That's what you do. You gotta look like an idiot on your, on your driver's license unintentionally. Um, And, uh, oh yeah, registered to vote while I was at it. So that was good.
Geno
Very good. Very good.
Caleb
Very good. 2 out of the 3 of us are registered in Tennessee now.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, I think mine looks worse than that because, uh, I tried to brush my hair out of the way and it ended up getting onto my forehead a bit weirdly. And I look sort of— my dad said I looked like an escaped convict.
Geno
Also, y'all have my driver's license number now. Don't go stealing my identity or anything. Well, 150 million of them just leaked.
Justin "The Juice"
So it's already probably on the internet.
Caleb
We did pick up an affiliate out there recently. WORS FM.
Justin "The Juice"
Yep.
Caleb
Worst station you can listen to.
Justin "The Juice"
69,420.67 watts of power. Hey, shout out, shout out, uh, Gen Alpha for actually coming up with an original new funny number. A funny number is always good, so shout out 67.
Caleb
Shout out 67.
Geno
Yeah, 67's great. 69's great.
Justin "The Juice"
420, excellent, excellent, fantastic numbers.
Geno
Um, 80,085 on the calculator. Very funny.
Justin "The Juice"
Very funny. That's a classic.
Geno
Yeah.
Justin "The Juice"
Um, have you— do you guys know about Ave Maria, Florida?
Geno
No.
Justin "The Juice"
It is—
Caleb
This sounds terrible.
Justin "The Juice"
It is an extremely creepy planned, uh, Catholic town.
Geno
Why do my people— like, now, low-key, the best Christian denomination And the worst simultaneously.
Justin "The Juice"
Simultaneously, yes. So it is the creepiest place I've ever been in my life. It is, it is eerily quiet. It has a, it has a, it's a bad feeling, like nightmare level shit when you're there.
Geno
Like, there's a bad kind of Catholic.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, it's a nightmare place. But I will say, the cathedral that's the center of the town is like a modern style cathedral. It's freaking gorgeous. We were talking about churches, uh, cathedrals in the, uh, in the chat a little bit ago, um, and it's gorgeous. Like, I will—
Caleb
I—
Justin "The Juice"
the outside looks like a freaking rocket ship. It's some Elon Musk bullshit, but the inside of it is super impressive. Like, it's, it's really— I've been there in person. It's really freaking impressive. It's really cool. It's just, it sucks that the rest of the town has that sort of like eerie Silent Hill, uh, it has a, it has sort of like a, um, oh, what, what am I thinking of? What's that Jordan, Jordan Peele movie?
Geno
Uh, Get Out.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, it has a Get Out sort of vibe to it. Like, like, like these are, like these are skinwalkers, you know?
Geno
So like, here's the thing. That's fucked up. Like, Catholics should be the fun people. Like, so, because like, the thing is, like, if you're that kind of Catholic, you're missing the point. You're taking like the worst parts of Catholicism and the worst parts of American, uh, uh, what is it, Protestant evangelism. And like, it's like Catholics aren't anti-fun.
Justin "The Juice"
It's just only guilt all the way down. Like, it's just guilt.
Geno
The thing is that you need to understand to be a good Catholic is Protestants think having fun is bad. Catholics think suffering is good. There's a difference.
Justin "The Juice"
Yes.
Geno
Like, you're allowed to have fun, but suffering builds character and is good for you.
Caleb
I feel like I must be a really terrible Protestant then.
Geno
No other kind, my friend. Heretics all.
Caleb
So I be, so I be.
Justin "The Juice"
I'm gonna just, uh, uh, shout out Reddit Atheism.
Caleb
No, like, on a similar note though, probably the weirdest, creepiest place I've ever driven through Is St. Mary's, Kansas.
Geno
Oh, that's the Pope Pius town.
Caleb
Yeah, that's Pope Pius town.
Geno
Gross.
Caleb
I talked my— I talked my way from a ticket down to a warning there one time for doing 31 in a 25.
Geno
What'd you do, say Vatican II is bad? Can I go on my way?
Caleb
Um, actually, the part they got me for— they pulled me over for, because I was back when I had the Insight. But, uh, the thing they tried to get me for was I had a plate frame from my alma mater, and it covers the— where it said Missouri on the rear plate. And I had to bite my tongue to not say, well, hell, it's got 2 of them. Just look at the one on the front. Yeah.
Justin "The Juice"
And I, I, I was wondering about that when I was putting on my plate frame because it's got My— it's also for my alma mater, and the bottom part of it covers my, uh, county tag.
Caleb
Well, county tag ain't really enforceable.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, so I never got in trouble for it before, so I think I'm good.
Caleb
Uh, but have you seen about 70% of the cars in East Tennessee?
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, they have like half the plate covered.
Caleb
You're fine.
Justin "The Juice"
I think I'll be all right, especially out here in the hills.
Caleb
I mean, you've got, you've got a sticker from the, from your team on it.
Justin "The Juice"
So see, that's the thing that sort of I felt kept me safe with Ohio tags is I had a Tennessee, I have a Tennessee front plate, not like, like Tennessee front, Tennessee Vols front plate. And then a Tennessee sticker on the back. So I was like, I swear I'm from here. Middle Tennessee State plates around. Don't, don't look at the Ohio tags. I did get honked at the other day though when I needed to slow down a lot to get into a— to make a turn because it was a bit of a bump to get in there and I couldn't just go flying in there at 90 like I could with a pickup truck. Some shit in a pickup truck behind me got upset that I was not going fast enough turning into a place and honked at me and then zoomed away and I was like, shit.
Caleb
But you know.
Justin "The Juice"
Welcome to the hills.
Caleb
Yeah, I mean, since you got local tags on now, I don't think they'll do that anymore.
Justin "The Juice"
No, my dad, my dad was with me and he was like, he probably just doesn't like Yankees. And I was like, yeah, honestly, probably that was half the reason. But even so, because he started honking at me, I kind of went in there a bit faster. And I scraped my bumper. And I'm like, asshole, you made me scrape my fucking bumper. But I checked and it didn't hit my oil pan, so we're good.
Caleb
Yeah, see, you just need to lift it.
Justin "The Juice"
Lift the Stagea, put it on mudders.
Caleb
Yep, get them super swampers.
Justin "The Juice"
Super swampers.
Geno
I do love a lifted wagon. You won't hear anti-lifted wagon talk out of me.
Justin "The Juice"
I've got a lifted one in BeamNG. It looks kind of cool.
Caleb
You know, I'm still I'm still ticked that the latest changes make it run like crap in Wine on Apple Silicon.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, I haven't, uh, I haven't really been playing it much since the latest update, even though I love the idea of the fancy graphics and everything. It broke all of my mods and I can't be bothered to fix them.
Caleb
Yeah, so, well, I'm waiting on the PS5 version to drop and then I'll be happy again. There you go. Huh. So yeah, we've had, uh, we've had tales from a different DMV, all 3 of us now.
Justin "The Juice"
It was actually surprisingly smooth, especially, especially out here in Campbell County. Nice and easy. Small town.
Geno
Uh, yeah, my last interaction with the DVS was also surprisingly smooth.
Caleb
Yep. Unfortunately, I gotta go visit my DMV again. In a few days. Oh boy! To pick up the international driving permit for our picking up another continent we are broadcasting from. We're gonna we're gonna broadcast from France a couple times.
Justin "The Juice"
Woo woo!
Caleb
But they say I gotta have a hon hon hon hon hon. Oui oui.
Geno
In the dark, all cats are gray.
Justin "The Juice"
Uh, the only, the only thing I remember from French class, uh, because I took French class in high school, um, is that, um, if you, if you like pull your eye, if you like pull your eye down, uh, and you say mon œil, it's like a, it's like a swear. It's like, fuck you.
Caleb
That's good to know.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah.
Caleb
See, I'm ready though, because, you know, I've got my Faulkner in paperback, you know, for sitting outside of a cafe somewhere, you know, just reading Faulkner, you know, sipping coffee, you know, eating a croissant.
Justin "The Juice"
Croissant.
Caleb
Croissant.
Justin "The Juice"
Make sure to, um, you gotta prepare. Don't shower for a week, grow your body hair out, and, um, already be, uh, like 6 packs a day addicted to cigarettes before you even land.
Geno
Don't bathe, don't wash. What is this, Napoleon's letters to Josephine?
Caleb
See, there's one major problem with this strategy for blending in there. And this major problem is that it would lead to a divorce here.
Geno
But see, you're French. You would already have the mistress.
Justin "The Juice"
That's good.
Geno
The problem she has already solved.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh my God.
Caleb
Bless your heart. Wait, are you—
Justin "The Juice"
what are you— what are you— do you already know what plane you're flying over in? And is it an Airbus?
Caleb
So we're flying to Portugal first. And that one's gonna be on a 330, I believe. A330. A330.
Justin "The Juice"
All right. So you're already in a French plane.
Geno
How do you say the Airbus? She has crashed.
Justin "The Juice"
Boeing.
Geno
It's funny because a friend of mine always used to, you know, he was a big big plane guy, and his advice was always never get in an Airbus. But I feel like now that's changed.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, no, it's, it's, it's don't, don't step in a Boeing now. Um, what, what was always the saying? Like, if you're going, take a Boeing or something like that? Now it's the opposite. Like, if you're going, don't take a Boeing.
Caleb
Shout out to Embraer.
Geno
It's not sus if it's an Airbus.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, what— wait, first of all, yeah, shout out Embraer. Also, what did you say, Gino?
Geno
I said it's not sus if it's an Airbus.
Justin "The Juice"
That's a good one. I'm also gonna— I don't know where to fit it in, but I just wanted to say air bussy. All right, and anyway.
Geno
Well, that's probably where you fit it in.
Justin "The Juice"
Um, uh, yeah, no, so, so we got, we got representation. So we're gonna have sort of all 3 major airplane manufacturer representation with us being American, you being from Brazil, and going to France. We got all 3.
Caleb
Yeah, I have spent—
Geno
yeah, but do we have to have a land?
Justin "The Juice"
I said major. Or, um, oh God, I used to be able to— Bombardier is now freaking Embraer, I'm pretty sure, or one— they got bought out by They got bought by someone. Somebody, yeah.
Caleb
I mean, we have not had proper Soviet plane yet, but Soviet plane not allowed in European airspace.
Justin "The Juice"
Frickin' the Sukhoi Superjet never really got, uh, got off the ground really as a project all that much. I mean, there's a few of them flying around, uh, in terms of modern Russian planes. The Chinese Comac— Was it Comac?
Geno
Gorgeous big bastard that got blown up, unfortunately.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh, the freaking Antonov, uh, An-225 Mira or Miria or whatever. Yeah. Oh, that is so sad.
Caleb
I know. I saw, I saw it land in Kansas City one time.
Geno
It was just—
Caleb
there is such a beautiful beast.
Justin "The Juice"
The Ukrainians have the parts to build another one, and I think they promised that after the war they're gonna do it. And they fucking—
Caleb
they better.
Geno
Somewhere I have my friend— one of my friends bought me a pin with the Tupolev Tu-144 on it, and I need to dig that out because that's a gorgeous plane, dude.
Justin "The Juice"
I do love Soviet planes. I mean—
Geno
Even though it's just like, hey, we reverse engineered the Concorde.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah.
Geno
Deal with it.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah.
Geno
What are you going to do?
Justin "The Juice"
I went to, um, I went to the Tennessee, um, Air Museum or whatever it is called in, uh, Sevierville. And, um, uh, this was a few years ago, but I saw my first Soviet jet. They had a MiG-17 and a MiG-21 there. And I just about—
Caleb
The MiG-21 is a beautiful plane.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, it was a Polish 21 too.
Caleb
Um, nice.
Justin "The Juice"
And, uh, shout out Poland. I love the Poles.
Caleb
Yeah, Poland. It's the Texas of Europe.
Justin "The Juice"
Hell yeah, it is. Every Polish person or person of Polish descent I've ever met is the greatest, is amazing. So shout out Polish people.
Geno
And they make good sausages.
Justin "The Juice"
They fucking do. And pierogies.
Caleb
Hell yeah.
Justin "The Juice"
Um, pierogi.
Geno
Uh, Caleb, do you still have that Kramarczyk shirt? Oh, I'll have to send you a new one.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh, and Polski Fiat.
Caleb
Oh yeah, Polski Fiat. We gotta we gotta shout out.
Justin "The Juice"
Shout out Polski Fiat.
Caleb
Shout out to our friends in Toyota.
Justin "The Juice"
No, shout out, shout out Wade. Freaking Dank Pods garbage time with his Polski Fiat freaking Tony.
Caleb
Yeah, and aging wheels. He's got one too.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out aging wheels.
Caleb
Yeah.
Justin "The Juice"
Completely also random, we're talking car YouTubers. Shout out, uh, the freaking, uh, the EV1 that's getting, uh, redone.
Caleb
Oh yeah, that is awesome. That's amazing.
Geno
And shout out the— shout out Corvarius on Instagram. I sent you guys that one.
Caleb
Yep.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh yeah, the Prius one.
Geno
Yeah, yeah, the Prius drivetrain in the Corvair.
Caleb
Yeah. Oh, which reminds me, speaking of Corvairs, uh, Myron Vernis, friend of our Blue Sky, Myron Vernis has the Raymond Lowey, uh, custom-bodied Corvair with the hand pinstriping on it.
Justin "The Juice"
Woo!
Caleb
That thing's a thing of beauty. So shout out to our friend up in Ohio, Myron.
Geno
And I guess if we're doing car YouTubers, anti-shout out Scotty Kilmer. He knows why.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, fuck Scotty. Oh, also, if you ever see that guy's channel, it sucks. Scotty don't know. Also, no, you don't. Personal beef with Vehicle Virgins. He fucking— one time I tried to like talk with him at the Detroit Auto Show, and even though he was completely out in the open Like in the— like out in the open at the Detroit Auto Show. He was like— he like turns around, he like scowls at me, turns around, and he like starts typing on his laptop. And he's like, I'm busy. When I was like, oh my God, it's Vehicle Virgins! Hey man, what's up? I love your— he's like, I'm busy, don't talk to me. I'm like, then don't—
Caleb
then go away.
Justin "The Juice"
Like, then why are you out in the open like you're gonna like talk to people? Like, the fuck's wrong with you? So I have beef with him. Fuck that guy. He's an asshole.
Geno
What a dildo.
Caleb
Seriously.
Geno
Unrelated, uh, anybody else seen Super Troopers 3?
Caleb
Not yet. No.
Geno
Here's the dildo. It's a great movie. And that's, that's their new bit. It works so well.
Justin "The Juice"
That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Geno
No, uh, yeah, check it out. Quality film.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh yeah, also completely random shout out, NASCAR— shout out former NASCAR driver and, uh, com— and TV commentator Trevor Bayne. Uh, one time when I was working at Sam's Club, I pointed him to where the bouncy houses were.
Geno
There's a— Not—
Justin "The Juice"
there's a completely true story, and I didn't realize it was Trevor Bayne until afterwards, and then I about lost my shit. I was like, Wait, that was Trevor Payne.
Geno
There's a nice bit in that movie with a, with a Canadian electric car, which is the— oh God, I forget the, the company. It's the— all right, we're gonna get this here.
Justin "The Juice"
Uh, is it the T-Rex?
Caleb
Well, it's not the T-Roc because that's a Volkswagen.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah. T-Rex isn't electric, I don't think, but I do think it's Canadian.
Caleb
Oh, is it the 3-wheeled one?
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, the 3-wheel thing.
Caleb
That Agent P also has?
Justin "The Juice"
Oh, no, no, no.
Caleb
Because I know that was Canadian. It was like the Intermeccanica Solo.
Geno
I don't remember the name.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, the Solo.
Caleb
The Solo is sweet, though. We need to get Robert on here.
Justin "The Juice"
I think you do.
Geno
I don't remember the, the, the maker, the manufacturer's name, but the vehicle model was Le Sportif Électrique.
Caleb
Oh. Haha.
Geno
It was made in, uh, but, uh, the part our viewers are, you know, already know, it's just a fucking Ford Taurus with the badges removed.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh, is it? Yeah, I didn't know that. That's fucking hilarious.
Geno
It's so goddamn funny.
Caleb
So, all right, y'all, I think we got a broadcast. So last words for our listeners.
Justin "The Juice"
Um, don't— wow, don't forget to check your windshield washer fluid.
Geno
Oh yeah, I gotta fill mine.
Caleb
I ran out the other day.
Justin "The Juice"
Yeah, it's more important than you think.
Caleb
Yeah.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh, geez.
Caleb
Pop that up.
Justin "The Juice"
Oh boy.
Geno
I meant to grab a jug when I was at Menards and I plum forgot.
Caleb
Man, you didn't save big money. I'm disappointed.
Geno
I saved plenty of big money. I got, uh, I got a bunch of those Menards rebate checks sitting there ready for the next time I go.
Caleb
Nice.
Geno
I probably got $200 in Menards rebates sitting around waiting for me to go buy something stupid.
Justin "The Juice"
You got $200 in your nards?
Geno
What? That's more than yours are worth, pal.
Justin "The Juice"
All right, y'all.
Caleb
See you next week. Bye. Bye.
Geno
Bye.